Hello friends!
In the last few days, when I've been gripped by boredom, annoyance or when I've felt a little bit 'grim about the mouth', I've been playing with something I found on Facebook that has provided much hilarity. Using previous words you've written as statuses or comments on Facebook, it generates sentences that are supposed to be potential statuses for you. I'm not sure if this is a true reflection (it probably is) but every status it generates for me is absolute madness and nonsense. So, I thought it would be fun to interview myself and use only answers that were actual generations by the computer. Questions will be asked by me, answers given by my robot equivalent. Let hilarity ensue!
Interview with the Christine Bot
C: I'm joined today by ChristineBot, and it has been a long time since we last spoke like this. Welcome, ChristineBot, How are you?
CB: We come together cuz I'm dressed like a lovely purple colour though! Yep, indeedy, had a sad day thank you
C: Well, that's very true, I suppose. I'm sorry to hear you've had a sad day.
CB: You know you're right, great, but...
C: Okay... what are your thoughts on the current youth unemployment epidemic and the future consequences there might be of this?
CB: I'm so just keep the suicide rate of grads in a 95% rate nice and yes, José, when Flat 8 do birthday parties, they're probably the end
C: That seems a bit of a grim statistic...and probably a bit steep. I don't think all parties end in death. And my name isn't José. Let's move on. What do you say to the ongoing reports of people 'trash dining', eating from dustbins?
CB: I'm having a piece lol
C: I can't believe you'd do that, ChristineBot. That's quite revolting!
CB: all you put me to be offended, the bear didn't say
C: What bear is this? Sorry if I offended you CB... Can you tell us a bit about what you were like growing up? What did you do for fun?
CB: How I ask the landscapes! I didn't keep throwing it
C: Sorry? Don't think I understand. Are you saying you were a nature lover?
CB: I think I rocked gilets in these days too
C: Yes, gilets are very suitable outdoor wear, that's true. What were your emotions like when you were leaving university for the last time?
CB: You know you're entering the finale, cry a lot, and still looking it's really nice!
C: Well that's definitely a very wise way of looking at things. You cried a lot? You most have been sad to leave your friends, were you?
CB: Look how random my arms are!!!
C: Okay, okay, I get it, you don't like discussing your emotions. One thing I have heard about you a lot is that you love bargain shopping. Are the rumours true?
CB: You know me, Sir are a bit of kitchen roll 69p!! I was off to the shop, bought some balsamic vinegar!
C: Sounds like you got some good bargains. Is there anything you've done lately that was enjoyable?
CB: I think that perhaps the coolest thing: I've been flying so far, the car I underestimated... just thinking of him in Miranda, that programme after tom, poor lovely guy!
C: That sounds like fun...I think. Knowing you, there will have been a few embarassing moments lately. Any stand out occasions?
CB: I was walking and had a pig, just got real soon as he got tangled up all chinese food.but if.you.ask the entirety of Buffy!
C: So...let me get this straight. You were walking a pig with the whole cast of Buffy and your pig got tangled in somebody's chinese food ?? You can't go anywhere without there being a disaster.
CB: I'll just have to go home...
C: That might be for the best. It's been a pleasure interviewing you, I hope you've had fun, Christine Bot?
CB: This was fabbity fab!
So there you have it, thank you for listening. Everyone should try it and see if your robot is as messed up as mine is...seriously, she was like Brain dead horse from Family Guy... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkDRugEtvNM
To end on a jolly note, here's some pictures of funny dogs. Man, I love dogs.
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